How to get a text respond guaranteed 50% to 100%

I learned something useful: If I wrote something that did not work, it was not in my best interest to write the exact same thing again because I was trying so hard

And yet, it’s what texters everywhere do when trying to get a response from someone they’re into or just trying to say

Hey 

Whats up!

Wei 

Hello 

You should stop it , you sound like some kiddo whose trying to get that persons attentions or maybe worse than that.

Never fear, my clueless pals, If your texts constantly get crickets in response or even no reply at all, you have come to the right place or maybe not hmmmmm....

We know our audience, we have a vault of diverse and fascinating information, and WE ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO LET A CONVERSATION DIE. We’re not being ghosted. We’re simply in the early phases of a drip campaign.

Quick note 

I can hear you guys loud and clear. “But It's like that , I’m in a committed relationship. This blog post is useless because I don’t have a crush well oh wait actually I do. OH, WHY WAS I BLESSED WITH MAD GAME LIKE I CAN PLAY SOMEBODY APPLICATION OR SIMULATOR ?”

I kinda ask everyone on my friend list the closest to me like how to start back a conversation with that one person. Yet they all ask me to say Hello and all. There's a reason why I never even wanna say a Hello because I know that person is gonna throw a sarcastic bomb or even something that I can't even imagine.


Anyway have fun reading this short points : You and your texting-on-autopilot skills need this list more than anybody. Your significant other IS your crush, you dingus.

Questions

So weird, a response is guaranteed.

• “Do you think Next Academy taught humans how to code better?”
• “Where to get good food ?”
• “What kind of a Manga do you read would you mind introduce me ?”
• “Where to get good food ?”
• “ What game do you normally play ?”
• “ How to lose weight ? ”
• “Do you want to come over we could go out for a food hunt and have a one day trip adventure.”
• “ What kind of a general  ”

If you wan to get a long lecture ,Then Say…

• “ What is Money Game ?" 
• “ My friend wan to borrow money again.”
• “ I think I invest in the wrong stock again. My bad for not asking for advise.  ”
• “ I think I did something real wrong this time. ”
• “ I wan to move on but its just so hard , how to let it go. ”
• “ Sigh, I always go back to the same old people that is toxic yet so much for the drama again.  " 

If that person around your area , Then say ..

• “ Your around my area ? wanna grab dinner together ? ”
• “ Burger , Ramen or Pizza ? Where are you come let me fetch you. ”

                   Just ask that person out even both of you are texting each other

Get Drunk, Then Say…

• Nothing. Don’t text your crush when you’re drunk, dummy.
• “Do penguins have knees?”
• Wait no stop
• Okay, can’t stop you. At least be funny.
• Don't go overboard and drunk calling I am serious about this
• If you dun ever wanna get weird responds. 

Lines You Completely Ripped Off, But Whatever, You’re Drunk And This Is Much Better Than The Alternative

• “My friend asked me if I wanted Teh Ice or Magi Goreng , and I said ‘No… but I want a meal later, so yeah.’”
• “I am at the washroom , call me back later man?”
• “I have a boyfriend. I just know a guy who would get really mad if he heard me or see me like this.”
• “ That last one is a wonderful joke, and sending it to your crush is a terrible idea. Do not.”
• “I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.”
• “Hey I am high as f'ck look at all those pretty stars.”

Confusing and NSFW

• sapnu puas
• @#$%^ADGAUAHBKUXJ
• Don't text from " C to A" always text " A to C ".

Truly Terrible things and Screenshots

Don’t actually do any of these things because is either you would get worse like either a lecture or either just " K Thanks BYE".

• Take a picture of a Random things like small tiny ant or something damn stupid.
• A screenshot, with absolutely no other context kindly please do not do this.
• Change their name in your phone to something weird they said one time, then take a screenshot of it and send to them then they will either be amuse or either be like you wait. 

Fun Ways To Ask Them Out

• “Wanna look at some trees and maybe pet them because they’re alive and that stuff makes them happy?”
• “Wanna ride bikes at night and take a cool cold air ? ”
• “Let's grab some bite soon!”
• “Wanna go for a jog with me and not worry about having to talk while we run?”

Cute Facts That Make You Go “Aww” or “Wow”

These would also wow a 5-year-old at bedtime. Thanks to reddit for these fun facts.

• “Otters have skin pockets for their favorite rocks.”
• “Bees tell each other about cool nearby flowers by dancing.”
• “From the time Pluto was discovered until the time it was demoted from planethood, it still hadn’t made one complete revolution around the sun.”
• “A blue whale’s tongue weighs more than most elephants.”
• “There’s an island in Japan populated only by fluffy bunnies!”

Truly Sweet Things To Say

• “Just a heads up, you’re important and I think you’re cool”
• “You make everything more fun”
• “Keep it up things is gonna be okay ”
• “How was your day?”
• " You can do it ! " 
• " How are you ? "

Change My Mind

Here come that may happens to work

• “Pineapples are not good, change my mind”
• “No one’s toes are actually THAT gross, change my mind”
• “Footloose is the best song of all time, change my mind”
• “It’s weird that Little Bear hangs out with a bunch of adult animals instead of animals his own age, change my mind”
• “I see , well I kind of change da mind”
• “hahaha remember when he convinced his management to relocate for him , then dumps her for the receptionist they both work with, lol change my mind”
• “ If you get me a good desktop why not oh wait never mind man because I change my mind”

Risky Moves

Might work, might get you blocked.

• Send them a pdf with a silly little joke and see if the conversations works.
• Send a pic of a spider with the caption “wanna go to dinner and ARACH up the charges?”
• “a/s/l?”
• “I eat air also I would still get fat. ”
• “ Ask too much personal thing bye bye , might as well get block. ”
• “  Hello World with no context.   ”

Well most of these as above is one of those stupid things that I did half of this during my past time to see if the conversation rate works ,I am pretty sure you guys doesn't wan these to happen because I kind of did this to somebody that is a stranger that I meet on a portal, Who actually become my close friend yet please do not do this to anyone as above if you wan to get a long lecture.

Overall some of this works easily when your a girl.